just-shower-thoughts:

You never see churches with free wi-fi because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works

just-shower-thoughts:

In 20 years, kids will think the Amazon rainforest was named in honor of the online shopping website

just-shower-thoughts:

You never see churches with free wi-fi because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works

just-shower-thoughts:

When you ask someone a question and they say “Um,” the “Um” is basically a loading bar letting you know their brain is processing your request.

just-shower-thoughts:

I’m so focused on looking like I’m super invested in what someone is saying that I forget to pay attention to what they’re saying

"don’t lose a woman that has seen your bullshit and still loves you."

(via ruinsmami)

(Source: lomasdope, via dazedenconfused)

thatpadaleckipayne:

period: *stops*
me: finally
me: *wears pretty undies again*
period: biTCH YOU THOUGHT

(Source: thatpadaleckipink, via asian)

"I am enough."